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Previously on 10 Things
I Hate About You...

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My friend Stacy, she has
a huge crush on you.

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Wow, that's not
how she looked first period.

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Did you put her up to this?

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I just wanted you to be happy.

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This is a chance to actually
change things for the better.
All right, I'm in.

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You betrayed me.

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It's not personal,
it's just politics.

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Again!

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Dad, you want to hear
my oral report on
Sacagawea?

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In a minute, Kat.
Your sister's singing.

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Fine, I'll go
eat some candy.

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Again.

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Oh, I'm so cute.

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Dakota Fanning,
eat your heart out.

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There. There's the moment
I knew you had a gift.

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Ooh, look, home movies.

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Let me guess--
It's talent show season?

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Yes, and I'm on
pins and needles.

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What are you
going to sing this year?

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I don't know. Pop music
is in a state of flux.

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Am I a Taylor, a Miley,
a Leona?

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How about a Lady Gag-Me?

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It's Gaga.
Really?

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I know I'm biased,
but I don't know how
you're going to top last year.

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Thanks, Daddy.

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Yeah, I actually believed
you kissed a girl and liked it.

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That's why your sister
got two standing ovations.

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Yeah, but all I won
was a stupid trophy.

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This year, the winner
gets a walk-on role
on Make It or Break It.

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How can you not love
California?

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Make It or Break It?
What's that?

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It's television's
number one drama,

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set in the world
of competitive gymnastics.

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I'll set my TiVo.

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So Dad, I need some help
on something important.

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Will you proofread this letter
to the editor of the paper?

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That depends. Do you promise
to agree to disagree
about semicolons?

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I promise.

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But first, will you sign
my permission slip
for the talent show?

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With pleasure.

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Really? You're dancing?

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I never knew you could dance.

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Yup. Check this out.

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Hey!

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Cool, huh?

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It's called the kalinka.

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And why exactly
are you doing that?

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To make my bubonia proud.

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That's what we call
my grandmother.
She's Russian.

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But don't worry,

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she's a cool Russian,
not one of the scary ones.

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That guy's a weirdo.

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Of course he is.
He's dating my sister,

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whose impressive karaoke skills
will probably score her

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three seconds of face time
on TV's number one
gymnastics drama,

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making her even more
impossible to be around.

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Someone's jealous.

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Me, jealous of Bianca?
That's stupid. You're stupid.

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Hey, Kat,
can I borrow your pen?

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Oh-ho, what do you think?

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I'm practicing
for the talent show.

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Thus, my practice cape.

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Didn't even know
he did magic.

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Impressive.

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Oh, it runs in my blood.

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My gay uncle had a show
off-Strip in Vegas called
Abracafabulous.

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He's teaching me
all his secrets while he's
sleeping on our couch.

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Wait till you see
my guillotine trick.

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You will lose your heads.

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You get it?

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'Cause of the guillotine.

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Okay. Bye, scary people.

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Poor kid.

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It's like middle school
all over again.

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Ooh, what happened?
I love origin stories.

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He was singing "My Girl"
on stage at this stupid
concert choir thing

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when, uh--
Let's just say
he became aroused.

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Oh, poor guy.

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Is that why people call him--
Spoink.

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Yup. I came up with it.

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Dad, check out the paper.

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They printed your letter?

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Not only did they print it,
they changed their policy

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and are now publishing
same-sex wedding announcements.

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Anyone we know?

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Can you stand there
and hold up the paper?

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Dad, don't tape this.

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I'm just checking out
the zoom on this new camera.
It's amazing.

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We'll practically
be on stage with Bianca.

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So I have a little
announcement to make.

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I have picked my song
for the talent show.

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Pause for dramatic effect.

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"Kids in America."

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That's perfect. You're a kid,

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and who doesn't love
the word America?

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This is so exciting.

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What are you going to wear?

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I was thinking of going for
a retro Pat Benatar-ish vibe--

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Oh, you're mocking me.

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Just for that,
don't expect to be thanked
in my acceptance speech.

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How are you so sure
you're going to win?

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It's called the power
of positive thinking.

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Plus, I always win.

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Bianca, watch it.

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It's just a newspaper.

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I'll pick up
more copies at work.

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Bianca, let's hear
some scales.

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Again!

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Cameron, please tell me
your magic act is going
to be amazing.

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Abracafabulous
is no more.

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Michael quit as my assistant.

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It seems he doesn't trust
these steady hands

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to work a trick guillotine.

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But your uncle entrusted you
with the secrets of his
gay magic.

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It's not gay magic.
There's just a lot
of rhinestones.

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Help me convince Cameron
not to quit the talent show.

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Don't quit.

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Everybody loves
a dark horse,

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and you're as dark
as they get.

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You could win.

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Well, I don't know
what to tell you.

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I can't cut off
my own head.

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Fine, I'll be your assistant.

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What's so funny?

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Uh, I'm sorry.
It's no offense.

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It's just-- You don't seem
like an assistant.

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You seem more like a boss.

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I'm just trying
to help you out.
Sure you are.

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He deserves to win.

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I want people to stop
calling him Spoink.

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They still call me that?

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It wasn't my fault.

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It was the unfortunate
convergence

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of puberty and corduroy pants.

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This is your chance
to live that down.

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No pun intended.
Shut up.

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Let's do a kick-ass
magic show.

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Okay. Alakazam.

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Let's start with the basics.

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What do you know
about trap doors?

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Talk to me.
Uh, nothing.

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You still taking bets
on the talent show?

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Uh, Chastity's the favorite,

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but people are saying
that new blond chick
might make this interesting.

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I'll put 50 down
on Cameron James.

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Spoink?

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It's your funeral, Verona.

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Honey, do you have to wear
that hat everywhere we go?

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Yeah, 'cause I'm
rehearsing in my head.

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I can't wait
to get on that stage.

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This is going to be
my chance to show Chastity

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I'm not just
her little sidekick.

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In fact, after I win
the talent show,

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maybe I'll get
my own sidekick.

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Cool. Circle of life.

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Oh, my God.

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Do you hear that?

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Yeah. Chastity sounds
like a robot,

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but at least
she's on-key for once.

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Because she's using
an auto tuner
to sing my song.

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Okay, boys,
keep working on that.

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And butch it up.
This isn't Pippin.

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Hey. Impressive, right?

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We still have to work out
the confetti cannons.

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Chastity, that's my song.

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Oh, really? Did you write it?

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No, but I wrote it
on the sign-up sheet,

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and I signed up
before you did,

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which means
I called it first.

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You can still sing it.

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You're scheduled
to go on after me,

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so it'll make a nice reprise.

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Or if you need
a new routine,

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just slap on a babushka
and toss some plates
on the floor with Joey.

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Nice, Chastity.
That shows how much you know.

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Russians don't throw
plates on the floor.

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We wear tall black boots

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and go hup, hup,
hup, hup, hup.

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Okay, now that's talent
right there. Yeah.

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He's not the one singing
through a computer, R2D-Tune.

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Oh, I can sing, okay?

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It's just the sound
of contemporary pop music.

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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I've got a showstopper
to perfect.

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And five, six, seven, eight.

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Sometimes, I miss Ohio.

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Surprised to see you here.

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I would have thought
you'd have graduated by now.

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I'm just here to support
your daughter.

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Doesn't Bianca have
her own boyfriend
to support her?

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Not that I like that.

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No, I'm here for Kat.

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You didn't know?
She's in the show.

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She would never.

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She would.
In a sexy dress, no less.

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Oh, does that thing have zoom?

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I get it.
You're punking me again.

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Kat Stratford.

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See? I can read.

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Why would Kat enter
a talent show?

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Do they want to adopt
a whale or something?

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My theory? She's jealous.

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She's jealous? Of whom?

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Oh, dear.

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This is going to be good.

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Welcome to the Padua High
talent show.

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Before we begin, a reminder--

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If your phone rings,
it will be confiscated,

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and I need a new one,
so go ahead, make my day.

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Next year, I'm writing
my own material.

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Please welcome
Allen Griswold
on the accordion.

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You're up next.

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Where's your sidekick?

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Don't leave until I get a photo
of you in that get-up.

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I can't do this.

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Let's go home. I'll make
slice and bake cookies.

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No, we're not going anywhere.

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You're the one
who wanted to do this.

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I wanted to impress people
with Abracafabulous,

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but every time I think
of the word "wand"...

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Cameron, our show is great.

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This is your moment.

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If you get nervous,
just picture

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the entire audience
in their...

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Winter ski gear.

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Crack, you stupid whip.

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How does Britney Spears
do this while singing?

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Just do your best.

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I can't believe my bubonia
is going to see you
in that outfit.

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Oh, hey, Cameron.
You look abracafabulous.

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Thanks, Bianca.

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You look...

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Like you're ready
to hit the slopes.

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Kat, what are you doing here,

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and why are you dressed
like Miss Scarlet from Clue?

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I'm in the show
with Cameron.

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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have to go double-check
the guillotine.

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Break a leg.

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Ouch!

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All rightie.

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Thank you for getting--

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Thank you for getting the show
off to such a rousing start.

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And now, for our second act
of the evening,

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Cameron James,
master of magic.

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Ladies and gentlemen--

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Spoink!

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Prepare to be amazed.

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Straight from
the back streets of Vegas,

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I bring you Abracafabulous.

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But no great magician
would be complete

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without his beautiful
assistant.

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Please welcome Katerina.

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00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:30,920
Katerina, you may come out
of the magic box.

254
00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:33,380
Katerina...

255
00:12:33,380 --> 00:12:35,790
get out of the magic box.

256
00:12:38,170 --> 00:12:39,170
Ruh-roh.

257
00:12:39,170 --> 00:12:41,750
Please tell me this is
part of the act.

258
00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:44,750
Perhaps she will
easily come out

259
00:12:44,750 --> 00:12:46,960
with the use of
my magic cane.

260
00:12:49,170 --> 00:12:50,380
This is not good.

261
00:12:53,710 --> 00:12:56,710
Chastity, there's a problem
with your auto-tuner.

262
00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:57,790
What kind of problem?

263
00:12:57,790 --> 00:12:59,880
It's broken.

264
00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:03,170
Broken? It can't be broken.
Let me take a look at it.

265
00:13:03,170 --> 00:13:05,420
You probably just can't
figure out how to turn it on.

266
00:13:05,420 --> 00:13:09,540
If there's anything I know,
it's how to turn things on.

267
00:13:10,710 --> 00:13:12,920
I hate working
with you amateurs.

268
00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:17,710
Excuse me, tech guy,

269
00:13:17,710 --> 00:13:20,670
is it too late to go back
to my old song?

270
00:13:20,670 --> 00:13:26,040
Katerina, please lower thyself
into this mysterious chest.

271
00:13:28,540 --> 00:13:32,460
The show must go on.

272
00:13:36,170 --> 00:13:39,120
This chest always has been
a problem for me.

273
00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:43,790
It seems to have
quite the appetite.

274
00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:47,750
Thank you.

275
00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:50,960
Not to worry.

276
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:54,580
My lady Katerina is only
trapped between realms.

277
00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:09,500
Katerina?

278
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:11,710
Quit messing around.

279
00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:26,500
Mom, don't worry about it.
I can still sing the song.

280
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,000
No, you can't.

281
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,540
That's why I spent $700
on an auto-tuner.

282
00:14:30,540 --> 00:14:33,120
But you said it was the sound
of contemporary pop music.

283
00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:35,790
Oh, honey, I didn't mean it.
I was being a good mother.

284
00:14:35,790 --> 00:14:37,580
What are we going to do?
My friends are out there.

285
00:14:37,580 --> 00:14:39,000
I told them you were
going to win.

286
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,920
I might still win.

287
00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:44,210
Sweetie,
mothers don't let daughters
embarrass themselves.

288
00:14:44,210 --> 00:14:48,540
Just fake some sort of illness
and meet me at the car.

289
00:14:58,460 --> 00:15:00,210
Listen, Chastity,

290
00:15:00,210 --> 00:15:02,880
as long as you're insisting
on stealing my song,

291
00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:04,460
maybe we should just
sing it together.

292
00:15:04,460 --> 00:15:07,670
Otherwise, we'll just
cancel each other out,
and neither of us will win.

293
00:15:07,670 --> 00:15:10,080
You mean like a duet?

294
00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:11,210
Why not?

295
00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:13,080
It's not called
"Kid in America."

296
00:16:09,790 --> 00:16:12,500
That's my daughter.

297
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:13,710
The blonde one.

298
00:16:21,330 --> 00:16:24,420
to east California

299
00:17:12,170 --> 00:17:14,170
Oh, my God, you were awesome.

300
00:17:14,170 --> 00:17:16,750
I know. My mom can eat it.

301
00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:19,170
You totally inspired me
to greatness, bestie.

302
00:17:19,170 --> 00:17:22,170
If we win that walk-on role,
I'm going to let you
walk on first.

303
00:17:22,170 --> 00:17:23,330
Excuse you.

304
00:17:23,330 --> 00:17:25,290
I'm not going back out there.
Oh yes, you are.

305
00:17:25,290 --> 00:17:27,500
I've got 50 bucks
riding on you
that I don't have.

306
00:17:27,500 --> 00:17:29,710
You shouldn't have bet on me.
Don't you know it's illegal?

307
00:17:29,710 --> 00:17:32,120
Do it for yourself, Spoink.
Hey!

308
00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:35,290
Look, all those kids out there
already think you're a loser.

309
00:17:35,290 --> 00:17:36,500
You want to prove them right?

310
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:41,120
Did you just
give me a pep talk?

311
00:17:49,290 --> 00:17:51,710
Hello again, folks.

312
00:17:51,710 --> 00:17:57,080
I just came out
to get my pen.

313
00:18:52,620 --> 00:18:56,250
I'm glad I found you here.
I was worried you were trapped
in an alternate dimension.

314
00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:59,250
Here.

315
00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:00,210
This will help
with the nausea,

316
00:19:00,210 --> 00:19:01,880
but it won't help
with the shame.

317
00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:04,210
How do you get up
on stage like that?

318
00:19:04,210 --> 00:19:05,620
You make it look
so easy.

319
00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:08,210
I don't practice
just to annoy you.

320
00:19:08,210 --> 00:19:09,790
I work my ass off.

321
00:19:09,790 --> 00:19:12,170
Plus, it helps,
being pretty and talented.

322
00:19:12,170 --> 00:19:15,670
Well, I suck. I was worse
than the one-man band.

323
00:19:15,670 --> 00:19:18,250
Yeah, you were.

324
00:19:20,210 --> 00:19:22,620
Luckily, you're good
at other things,

325
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:26,960
like getting "A"s
and recycling,

326
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:29,750
and making people feel so bad
that they do something good.

327
00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:33,000
Yeah, but when
I do those things,
people don't applaud,

328
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:36,420
and Dad has never
worn a stupid t-shirt
with my name on it.

329
00:19:36,420 --> 00:19:38,500
Oh, my God.

330
00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:40,620
You just admitted
you're jealous of me.

331
00:19:40,620 --> 00:19:42,460
Can I capture
this moment on my phone?

332
00:19:42,460 --> 00:19:44,250
I want
Youtube-uploadable proof.

333
00:19:47,580 --> 00:19:50,000
Well, if it makes you
feel any better,

334
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,790
I sometimes wish
I had your hair.

335
00:19:55,170 --> 00:19:56,880
Again.

336
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:34,250
All right, we get it.

337
00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:36,120
Everyone loves an underdog.

338
00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:40,120
Now, as the judges
make their final decisions,

339
00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:43,040
will all the contestants
join me on stage?

340
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:45,040
Everyone.

341
00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:36,210
And the winner
of the Padua High
talent show is...

342
00:21:45,620 --> 00:21:47,880
Wow. She's good.

343
00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:50,040
I know. I hate her already.

344
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:52,250
Towel?